Lisa Hogan’s Pub Firing and Playful Side on Clarkson’s Farm

Lisa Hogan, the 51-year-old Irish former model and partner of Jeremy Clarkson, has become a beloved figure on Clarkson’s Farm, the hit Prime Video series that chronicles the couple’s adventures running Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire. Since 2017, when they were introduced at a party, Hogan and Clarkson have built a successful partnership, not only in their relationship but also in their farming ventures, including a farm shop and their pub, The Farmer’s Dog. However, Hogan recently shared a story from her past that reveals a less polished moment in her career—one that led to her being sacked from a bar job in Australia over a cheeky incident.

A “Naughty” Incident Down Under

Before her days managing Diddly Squat, Hogan worked as a barmaid in Australia, where an altercation with customers cost her the job. As reported by The Daily Star, Hogan recounted the incident: “I was fired from a bar in Australia! Some people had ordered a bottle of wine, and I couldn’t get the cork out, so I put the bottle between my legs and pulled.” The unconventional method drew comments from a group of men at the table, who Hogan described as “being a bit naughty.” Never one to back down, she gave as good as she got, exchanging sharp words with the customers. Their complaints to management led to her swift dismissal.

The story highlights Hogan’s fiery spirit, a trait that has endeared her to Clarkson’s Farm fans. Her willingness to stand her ground, even in a moment that cost her a job, mirrors the bold personality she brings to the show, whether she’s wrangling pigs or trading witty banter with Clarkson.

A Playful Jab on Clarkson’s Farm

Hogan’s quick wit was on full display in the fourth series of Clarkson’s Farm, particularly in a memorable scene about pig breeding. In the second episode, new farmhand Harriet Cowan explains pig anatomy to Clarkson, pointing out the clitoris on female pigs. A baffled Clarkson, then 63, insists, “You can’t! They don’t have clitorises!” When Cowan assures him they do, he quips to the camera, “Pigs have clitorises, I didn’t know that this morning. There has been no morning in the last 63 years I’ve known that.” Later, when Cowan tells Hogan, “He says you can’t see it,” Hogan delivers a cutting one-liner: “Jesus, he can’t find it either, I’ll tell you.” The playful jab, delivered with her signature humor, had fans laughing and further cemented her as a fan favorite.

This wasn’t the first time Hogan’s humor has stolen the show. Her ability to match Clarkson’s sharp tongue—often described as his “laser brain”—has been a highlight of their dynamic. In a 2022 interview with Fabulous magazine, Hogan described their relationship, noting, “He has a laser brain and will take you down—and that’s where the fun and the challenge is with him, trying to take him down.”

From Pub Mishap to Publishing Dreams

Hogan’s journey from a sacked barmaid to a key figure in one of Britain’s most popular TV shows is a testament to her resilience and charisma. Beyond her on-screen presence, she’s now venturing into new territory with her first book, set to be published soon. The book promises to take readers through “a year in the life of the nation’s favourite farm,” offering an intimate look at the challenges and joys of running Diddly Squat alongside Clarkson.

The couple’s partnership extends beyond the farm. Their pub, The Farmer’s Dog, opened in August 2024 after a £1 million takeover of The Windmill pub in Asthall near Burford, as featured in Clarkson’s Farm season four. While Hogan’s past experience behind a bar didn’t end well, she’s taken on a significant role in getting the pub ready for its grand opening, showcasing her dedication to their shared ventures.

A Relationship Rooted in Mutual Respect

Hogan and Clarkson’s relationship, which began after mutual friends set them up, has weathered its share of challenges. Both have been married before—Clarkson, 65, has three children from his two previous marriages, while Hogan, 52, also has three children from her prior marriage. In her Fabulous interview, Hogan dismissed the idea of marriage or having children together, saying, “Mrs. Clarkson? No, thank you, I like Lisa Hogan.” She added, “We’re at a stage where we are not going to have kids. I’m just happy pootling along. It’s relaxing knowing you are not going to be with anybody else. It gives you a certain amount of liberation.”

Despite their decision to keep things as they are, Hogan described a courtship that won her over. “He courted me for quite a long time,” she said. “He took me out for dinner, picked me up, dropped me off. I wanted to know he wasn’t messing around.” After coming out of long-term relationships, both valued the stability they found together. “I had given myself three months, but it was way before that, where I thought: ‘OK, I really like this person,’” she shared.

A Legacy Beyond the Farm

Hogan’s candid storytelling—whether about her pub firing or her life with Clarkson—reveals a woman unafraid to embrace her past while forging a new path. Her role on Clarkson’s Farm has made her a household name, and her upcoming book will likely deepen fans’ appreciation for her wit and work ethic. From a cheeky barmaid in Australia to a cornerstone of Diddly Squat, Lisa Hogan’s journey is one of authenticity, humor, and an unyielding spirit that shines through every challenge.

As she continues to build a legacy with Clarkson, Hogan remains true to herself, proving that whether she’s pulling corks or pulling punches in conversation, she’s a force to be reckoned with. And while she may have been sacked from that Australian pub, it’s clear she’s found her place—not just on the farm, but in the hearts of viewers worldwide.