Jeremy Clarkson Admits “I Can’t Turn My Back for a Second” at Diddly Squat – What Farm Chaos Is He Dealing with Now?
Jeremy Clarkson’s Diddly Squat Farm Welcomes Playful Puppies Amid Chaos
Jeremy Clarkson, the former Top Gear presenter and star of Amazon Prime’s Clarkson’s Farm, has shared a chaotic yet heartwarming update from his Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire, where a litter of puppies has turned his daily routine upside down. Writing in his column for The Sun on September 25, 2025, the 65-year-old revealed that he “can’t turn [his] back for a second” as two eight-week-old red-fox Labrador puppies, born to his dog Arya in July 2025, wreak havoc at his Chipping Norton home. From puddles of wee to mini mountains of poo, the new arrivals have kept Clarkson on his toes, even as he marvels at their adorable antics. The puppies, part of a litter of 11 featured on Clarkson’s Farm social media, have brought joy and challenges to Diddly Squat, with Clarkson and his partner, Lisa Hogan, navigating both the highs of new life and the sorrow of losing one pup shortly after birth.
The saga began on July 27, 2025, when Arya gave birth to 11 puppies, coinciding with the Lionesses’ Euros final victory, as Clarkson noted on Instagram. Acting as midwives, Clarkson and Hogan welcomed the litter, but heartbreak struck when one puppy died within days, leaving 10 survivors. Hogan, sharing an update on Instagram a week later, praised Arya’s maternal instincts, noting, “She’s being amazing. She’s coming out for walks with her sister, but mostly she wants to be with her little offspring.” Hogan also revealed her hands-on role, hand-feeding the runt of the litter to ensure its survival. “I’ve just weighed them all, and they’ve all put on a bit of weight—some have doubled,” she said, per The Express on August 3, 2025. The surviving puppies, a mix of boundless energy and charm, have since become a focal point at Diddly Squat, with Clarkson deciding to keep two at the farm while the others found new homes.

In his Sun column, Clarkson described the chaos of managing the two remaining puppies, whose relentless toileting habits defy logic. “I’m fascinated that the weight of poo produced exceeds the amount of food I am giving them,” he wrote, joking that “two sips of water” result in “15 gallons” of wee. The puppies’ antics disrupted even mundane tasks, like cooking dinner, forcing Clarkson to pause every few seconds to clean up “a puddle or a mini mountain.” When not leaving messes, the pups were “eating my shoes” or “trying to pull a curtain down,” he quipped, admitting, “I literally can’t turn my back for a second. And here’s the thing—they are so adorable, I don’t want to.” His affection for the dogs shines through, reflecting the softer side of a man known for his sharp wit and petrolhead persona, as seen in Clarkson’s Farm’s portrayal of his bond with livestock like Pepper the cow.
The departure of the other puppies was captured in a poignant Instagram video posted by Clarkson in early September 2025, set to James Blunt’s Goodbye My Lover. The clip showed the pups meeting their new owners, with Clarkson’s caption reading, “Goodbye my puppies, goodbye my friends, we have loved you so much.” Fans on X responded with a mix of tears and admiration, with one user writing, “Jeremy’s such a softie for those pups, it’s so wholesome,” while another noted, “Those Diddly Squat puppies are stealing the show!” The emotional send-off underscored the farm’s role as a hub of both agricultural and personal milestones, a theme central to Clarkson’s Farm since its 2021 debut.
Diddly Squat, a 1,000-acre farm in the Cotswolds, has faced its share of challenges, from planning disputes with West Oxfordshire District Council to the recent controversies surrounding Clarkson’s pub, The Farmer’s Dog, opened in August 2024, per The Daily Mail on September 13, 2025. The pub, formerly The Windmill, has drawn crowds for its Hawkstone beer but sparked local complaints about noise and parking, echoing tensions at the farm shop. Yet, the puppies’ arrival has brought a lighter narrative, offering a counterpoint to the farm’s struggles with weather, bureaucracy, and Clarkson’s ongoing banter with co-star Kaleb Cooper, who recently shared a Season 5 filming update, per TellyMix on August 6, 2025.
The puppies’ presence is likely to feature in Clarkson’s Farm Season 5, set for release in spring 2026, following the pattern of Seasons 3 and 4, which aired in 2024 and 2025, respectively, per RadioTimes. Filming updates from Cooper, who posted a video dodging camera crews on his tractor, suggest the new season will continue to blend humor with the realities of farming, potentially showcasing the puppies’ chaos. The show’s 5.1 million average UK viewers, per Wikipedia, are drawn to its mix of Clarkson’s irreverence, Cooper’s expertise, and heartfelt moments like the puppy saga. Fans on X speculate that the pups could steal scenes, with one tweeting, “If Season 5 doesn’t have a puppy montage, I’m rioting!”
Clarkson’s affection for the dogs reflects his evolving role as a farmer, a journey documented since he bought Diddly Squat in 2008. His struggles with livestock losses, like the death of piglets in Season 3, have resonated with viewers, as noted by What’s On TV. The puppies, while challenging, offer a joyful distraction, even as Clarkson navigates the farm’s expansion, including The Farmer’s Dog, which faced a CAMRA Good Beer Guide 2026 snub, per The Oxford Mail. As Diddly Squat grows, so does its chaos—puddles, poo, and all—proving that for Clarkson, farming is as much about heart as it is about hard work.




